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« Reply #540 on: February 25, 2020, 05:53:04 PM »
Some good news:

COVID-19 Vaccine Shipped, and Drug Trials Start
https://time.com/5790545/first-covid-19-vaccine/

Human testing to start as early as April.
Great news. By then there's probably still some people alive to benefit from a cure.
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« Reply #541 on: February 25, 2020, 05:59:41 PM »
Some good news:

COVID-19 Vaccine Shipped, and Drug Trials Start
https://time.com/5790545/first-covid-19-vaccine/

Human testing to start as early as April.

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« Reply #542 on: February 25, 2020, 06:09:05 PM »
also while it's not covered in the media, qom in iran is most famous for not being a holy destination but a place where money can buy you any pleasure you desire, gender and sexual orientation be damned

So you're saying the spread of the virus there is an inside job by the religious police?
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« Reply #543 on: February 25, 2020, 06:17:25 PM »
what i'm saying is that the deputy chief is gay

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« Reply #544 on: February 25, 2020, 06:19:45 PM »

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« Reply #545 on: February 25, 2020, 07:06:14 PM »
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« Reply #546 on: February 25, 2020, 07:38:08 PM »
The Atlantic bit seems to have a good statement.
No containment, it is going to be an additional strain of cold/flu.

The high virulence coupled with mortality being much lower than other members of the coranavirus family is... reassuring to say the least. That and the high asymptotic values seemingly being the case also could be considered a blessing since it technically means the infected stat is understated but severity/mortality overstated.

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« Reply #547 on: February 25, 2020, 07:46:21 PM »
Even with a relatively low mortality rate, having to spend time in a hospital in general, sucks ass.
Depending on how severe the pneumonia-like symptoms are.

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« Reply #548 on: February 25, 2020, 07:48:24 PM »
It sucks to have it, but it seems to be shaping up to be like regular flu, and therefore as Huff put it earlier. If you never gave a shit about getting a flu shot you shouldn't bother getting crazy over this.

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« Reply #549 on: February 25, 2020, 08:10:56 PM »
what if we got flu shots  :shaking

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« Reply #550 on: February 25, 2020, 08:18:53 PM »

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« Reply #551 on: February 25, 2020, 08:43:53 PM »
It sucks to have it, but it seems to be shaping up to be like regular flu, and therefore as Huff put it earlier. If you never gave a shit about getting a flu shot you shouldn't bother getting crazy over this.

i'm not going to bother re-reading the article but if i remember correctly, the author seemingly went to great lengths in avoiding comparing corona's symptoms, rate of infection and mortality rates to seasonal influenza and instead focused on the one area they are similar in that they both contain RNA strands, and depending on how they mutate, we will either have seasonal vaccinations or one end all be all vaccine. the point being is that, this is one more fucking thing to worry about which you can't possibly spin as being a good thing or something to not go crazy about.

there still isn't enough meta-analysis on the virus itself but the one i linked earlier doesn't paint a good picture.

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« Reply #552 on: February 25, 2020, 08:48:33 PM »
also while it's not covered in the media, qom in iran is most famous for not being a holy destination but a place where money can buy you any pleasure you desire, gender and sexual orientation be damned

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« Reply #553 on: February 25, 2020, 09:13:00 PM »
this all will blow over soon

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« Reply #554 on: February 26, 2020, 12:58:49 AM »
This is good for the enviroment

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« Reply #555 on: February 26, 2020, 01:04:25 AM »
This is probably the best article I've read on the topic. Check it out.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/02/covid-vaccine/607000/
To basically echo this article the more reassuring thought on the beer aids I saw was that the people getting taken out by this are either babbies or the super old, if you have a normal healthyish immune system you'll be shitting a ton for two weeks along with dealing with a fever and various other not so fun stuff but you're not really all gonna die here.
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« Reply #556 on: February 26, 2020, 01:06:10 AM »
Great thing i have an infant at home

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« Reply #557 on: February 26, 2020, 01:12:58 AM »
Not for long! :doge
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« Reply #558 on: February 26, 2020, 01:55:30 AM »
Not for long! :doge
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Hit up Costco today and barely came home with anything I planned to get. They were out of water and most dry/can goods. This was shortly after SF declared an Emergency, but didn't take the effort to explain what that entails to the masses. I'm gonna hit up a few stores tomorrow to build out a solid month of supplies, since I didn't have anything before. I'm not freaking out yet, but as someone who has pre-existing conditions I'm taking precautions while I can.

I can't believe the state of things right now compared to just a few weeks ago. It's almost as if China and WHO massively fucked up and we are all gonna pay for their mistakes. Doesn't help that we got whack jobs in SK apparently (don't know if I buy it since it's being so heavily pushed by Chinese media.) I do kinda wonder where the cross over with Iran is though, was it through Canada allowing Chinese travel?

Anyways I wait to see if this mutates and is a smart virus or a lazy one that we can work with. If it doesn't mutate we could potentially wipe it out, if not thanks China!

I was set to travel to China in April too before this all started, Air Canada won't even cancel/refund my flight yet.


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« Reply #559 on: February 26, 2020, 06:16:37 AM »

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« Reply #560 on: February 26, 2020, 08:28:27 AM »
Brazil and Greece have fallen

Now on all continents
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« Reply #561 on: February 26, 2020, 08:47:00 AM »
Now on all continents

Not Antarctica. :win
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« Reply #562 on: February 26, 2020, 09:03:50 AM »
To basically echo this article the more reassuring thought on the beer aids I saw was that the people getting taken out by this are either babbies or the super old, if you have a normal healthyish immune system you'll be shitting a ton for two weeks along with dealing with a fever and various other not so fun stuff but you're not really all gonna die here.

I think the scarier scenario or possibility is that you can carry the virus and not show symptoms at all.

So, you could (theoretically) go to a family party and accidentally infect grandparents or nieces and nephews and have no clue.


But I guess that's true of the normal influenza bug also. So, it's not anything new.

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« Reply #563 on: February 26, 2020, 01:50:11 PM »
That took longer than I expected, to be honest.
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« Reply #564 on: February 26, 2020, 02:04:09 PM »
What actually took longer is shosta's shitposting. Filler posted this trash on like page 4.

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« Reply #565 on: February 26, 2020, 02:08:08 PM »
Nintex has been very quiet today
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« Reply #566 on: February 26, 2020, 02:09:07 PM »
Falling like dominos

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232715233527058432


North Macedonia has cases before the US?

Come the fuck on.
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« Reply #567 on: February 26, 2020, 02:13:46 PM »
North Macedonia has cases before the US?

Come the fuck on.
We have a few.
I think the scarier scenario or possibility is that you can carry the virus and not show symptoms at all.

So, you could (theoretically) go to a family party and accidentally infect grandparents or nieces and nephews and have no clue.


But I guess that's true of the normal influenza bug also. So, it's not anything new.

It looks like the true incubation period can be as long as 27 days but everyone's being quarantined for 14.
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« Reply #568 on: February 26, 2020, 02:16:21 PM »
North Macedonia has cases before the US?

Come the fuck on.
We have a few.

No we dont. All the cases in the US are official imports, ie folks that came from the cruise ship or Wuhan.
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« Reply #569 on: February 26, 2020, 02:23:43 PM »
Oh you mean known infections/transmissions that occurred here. Maybe there's been some spread that isn't super well known since we don't really have a CDC right now. :trumps
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« Reply #570 on: February 26, 2020, 02:26:33 PM »
What about that one Chicago couple? https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-coronavirus-patient-infected-spouse-in-1st-human-to-human-case-in-us-cdc/2210301/

Doesn't that count? By the way. I'm an innocent one. When they say "close contact" is that just innuendo for intercourse or what? Like is that what human-to-human means or could it just be through touching ones skin like say holding an infected person's hand?

Edit: Like I mean isn't everything human to human like a flu or chickenpox or whatever you get from some random person sneezing on the bus you were sitting on? I don't really get it as I'm assuming every person with this virus got it from another human no?
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« Reply #571 on: February 26, 2020, 02:44:43 PM »
Edit: Like I mean isn't everything human to human like a flu or chickenpox or whatever you get from some random person sneezing on the bus you were sitting on? I don't really get it as I'm assuming every person with this virus got it from another human no?

Most of these originate in animals. Human to human is the next step

Why do you think theyre called bird flu and swine flu and chickenpox
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« Reply #572 on: February 26, 2020, 03:24:55 PM »
Chickenpox has absolutely fuck all to do with chicken dude. There's no animal reservoir.

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« Reply #573 on: February 26, 2020, 03:26:59 PM »
And smallpox has nothing to do with small people

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« Reply #574 on: February 26, 2020, 03:48:56 PM »
Chickenpox has absolutely fuck all to do with chicken dude. There's no animal reservoir.

Etymology
How the term chickenpox originated is not clear but it may be due to .... the idea that the disease may have originated in chickens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenpox#Epidemiology

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« Reply #575 on: February 26, 2020, 03:50:50 PM »
Norway has fallen

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« Reply #576 on: February 26, 2020, 03:54:26 PM »
Chickenpox has absolutely fuck all to do with chicken dude. There's no animal reservoir.

Etymology
How the term chickenpox originated is not clear but it may be due to .... the idea that the disease may have originated in chickens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenpox#Epidemiology

 :bolo

And then one section down.

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Humans are the only known species that the disease affects naturally.[7] However, chickenpox has been caused in other primates, including chimpanzees[79] and gorillas.[80]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenpox#Other_animals

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« Reply #577 on: February 26, 2020, 04:00:20 PM »
Chickenpox has absolutely fuck all to do with chicken dude. There's no animal reservoir.

Etymology
How the term chickenpox originated is not clear but it may be due to .... the idea that the disease may have originated in chickens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenpox#Epidemiology

 :bolo

And then one section down.

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Humans are the only known species that the disease affects naturally.[7] However, chickenpox has been caused in other primates, including chimpanzees[79] and gorillas.[80]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenpox#Other_animals

Wow people in the 1600s were wrong wow huge if true
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« Reply #578 on: February 26, 2020, 04:01:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1232759739915763712

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« Reply #579 on: February 26, 2020, 04:08:28 PM »
more sexy corona memes filler  :hmph

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« Reply #581 on: February 26, 2020, 04:49:34 PM »
more sexy corona memes shosta  :hmph

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« Reply #582 on: February 26, 2020, 04:53:01 PM »
infected feet :drool

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« Reply #583 on: February 26, 2020, 04:53:34 PM »
Edit: Like I mean isn't everything human to human like a flu or chickenpox or whatever you get from some random person sneezing on the bus you were sitting on? I don't really get it as I'm assuming every person with this virus got it from another human no?

Most of these originate in animals. Human to human is the next step

Why do you think theyre called bird flu and swine flu and chickenpox

Right, I mean after patient zero is infected though from whatever source, it's then basically all human to human from that point on, no? Especially if it spreads quickly.

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« Reply #584 on: February 26, 2020, 05:13:47 PM »
Edit: Like I mean isn't everything human to human like a flu or chickenpox or whatever you get from some random person sneezing on the bus you were sitting on? I don't really get it as I'm assuming every person with this virus got it from another human no?

Most of these originate in animals. Human to human is the next step

Why do you think theyre called bird flu and swine flu and chickenpox

Right, I mean after patient zero is infected though from whatever source, it's then basically all human to human from that point on, no? Especially if it spreads quickly.

Yeah not really useful for something like this, but is useful for monkeypox
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« Reply #585 on: February 26, 2020, 05:18:42 PM »
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1232759739915763712

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CDC says it's okay to be Hitler again.
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« Reply #586 on: February 26, 2020, 05:36:19 PM »
$10 Trump says everything is fine and America is immune to Corona

$20 he says there are 2789 people infected and marshall law starts at 8pm
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« Reply #588 on: February 26, 2020, 05:39:09 PM »
$10 Trump says everything is fine and America is immune to Corona

$20 he says there are 2789 people infected and marshall law starts at 8pm
He'll go off script within like the first 3 minutes of his speech and have an argument with reporters from CNN.
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« Reply #589 on: February 26, 2020, 05:42:00 PM »
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I can see how she could cause respiratory problems.


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« Reply #590 on: February 26, 2020, 05:42:45 PM »
i have a confession: i fantasized about morrigan from darkstalkers like A LOT

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« Reply #591 on: February 26, 2020, 05:43:21 PM »
i have a confession: i fantasized about morrigan from Resetera like A LOT

Ew dude.

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« Reply #592 on: February 26, 2020, 05:43:44 PM »
i kno u got me :fbm

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« Reply #593 on: February 26, 2020, 06:31:38 PM »
Are any of you bitches shaving for the good of humanity? How many of you are hiding flopza chins under there?
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« Reply #594 on: February 26, 2020, 06:33:27 PM »
*reporter coughs*

"Are you ok do you have the corana?"

*markets plummet*
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« Reply #595 on: February 26, 2020, 06:37:49 PM »
Hes talking about some beer incident wtf
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« Reply #596 on: February 26, 2020, 06:39:48 PM »
"we took some in from japan did you hear about that"

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« Reply #597 on: February 26, 2020, 06:43:27 PM »
We're so goddamned fucked.
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« Reply #598 on: February 26, 2020, 06:49:10 PM »
lol pence is setup to take the fall