Serious stonks strategy talk

[BisMarckie]

Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play

You could go on that Corona cruise

[james]

Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play

You could go on that Corona cruise

I can spend on my proceeds on the master suite and quarantine like a fucking king

 

[Nintex]

Who do you trust with your money to make sound investments

Politicians
The Government 
Bankers
Stock brokers 

A random person on the internet with a Pokemon avatar and Splatoon fetish

The New York Post: "A revolution in the investment world that would make Bernie Sanders blush"
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Timer Magazine: "Warren Buffet can't touch this man's genius"

INVEST IN THE JAMES FUND TODAY.

HOW IT WORKS:

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3. ? ? ?
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"The market is tight and investments are difficult. James offered me the short term ROI I was looking for and really showed his passion for investing. I couldn't be happier" - Nintex

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[BisMarckie]

Forums poster James to launch late presidential bid

Given his views on age of consent.... Libertarian Party here we come

I feel like he should launder the investments into his campaign funds before some COINTELPRO investigation  suggests that he is a foreign asset.

[Nintex]

I used to worry about my financial position now I only have to worry about the color of my Tesla.

[james]

This is when I sold



My timing is exquisite

 

[TEEEPO]

This is when I sold

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My timing is exquisite

 

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

[Nintex]

At some point next year I can retire and my employees will be like: 

[james]

This is when I sold

(Image removed from quote.)

My timing is exquisite

 

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

[TEEEPO]

technical analysis, take courses on thinkorswim but in the current market, technicals are kinda garbage

[james]

technical analysis, take courses on thinkorswim but in the current market, technicals are kinda garbage

What I am hoping from this thread is that people who know what theyre doing tell the rest of us what to do and we all get rich together.

"go get an mba" aint helping

[TEEEPO]

you know, i would if there wasn't the possibility i'd be sued  :'(

[james]

the thinkorswim advice was good, definitely get some fundamentals in

No, I want him to say "buy xxx NOW" and "sell yyy NOW". Those are helpful tips.

Im a busy boy, Im already spending most of my day refreshing wsb, I dont have time to take online classes as well. My boss is already wondering where my reports are.

you know, i would if there wasn't the possibility i'd be sued  :'(

Ill sign a disclaimer!

[TEEEPO]

yea, not doing that

[james]

I have been reading this on the train though:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/option-strategies/

[Propagandhim]

Good shit, James.   

[BisMarckie]

I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby

[BisMarckie]

This is when I sold

(Image removed from quote.)

My timing is exquisite

 

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

Was it shosta?   

[james]

This is when I sold

(Image removed from quote.)

My timing is exquisite

 

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

Was it shosta?   

No shosty loves me

[james]

Dear God my ccl puts are about to print tendies for days


21 people test positive for coronavirus on California cruise ship, out of 46 tested so far

[CatsCatsCats]

Brb taking out second mortgage to give to james

[Pennywise]

I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby

But how can you invest when you got nothing from the start.
 

[Nintex]

I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby

But how can you invest when you got nothing from the start.
 

I'm willing to loan people $100 at 20% interest rate(12 month plan) to invest in the James Fund.

The returns are 20359% so that's easy money.

[BIONIC]

At some point next year I can retire and my employees will be like: 

Nintex rubbing his stonks success in the annoying vegan’s face

[james]

This guy should have given his money to me instead

I'm freaking out and need advice.

Options

On friday I sold a SPY put for 282 that expires on 3/9 on Robinhood. I have less than 1000 dollars to my name in Robinhood. Does this mean that on 3/9 I will be in debt almost 30k?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ff1dp2/im_freaking_out_and_need_advice/

[james]

james, you should post your returns for this week... pretty curious.

Well I only sold the spy put, I'm holding the rest for when the mandatory quarantines start

I also have regular stocks from before that have gone down the shitter

[Pennywise]

I'm willing to loan people $100 at 20% interest rate(12 month plan) to invest in the James Fund.

The returns are 20359% so that's easy money.

I doubt I could pay it back, so might as well break my legs before.

[thisismyusername]

James rn:

https://twitter.com/FamousCeleb/status/1235345232436359176

[Pennywise]

Incoming James situation.

[james]

 

Global stock market is collapsing, oil prices cratering (DOWN 25 FUCKING PERCENT), mass hysteria









And im about to print tendies
 

[OnlyRegret]

time for the bonus stage

[james]

time for the bonus stage

Im worried no one will be left solvent on the other side to pay out my wins

This oil crash is about to put a lot of people out of business.

S&P futures down 4.7%, supposedly trading is halted at 5%.

Edit: 4.82% in the time it took this edit lol

[BisMarckie]

I am going to buy a racehorse with my tendies

[james]

 

[brawndolicious]

1200 points in one day tomorrow

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

[jorma]

1200 points in one day tomorrow

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

looks like today
dax futures are down more than 7% 8% 9% less than an hour before  market open

 

[Ghoul]

Will James survive the day? That is the real question.

[jorma]

probably not, but death by hookers and blow sounds much better than dying from corona

[james]

Will James survive the day? That is the real question.

I have out of office meetings until 2pm so that's the earliest I'll be able to check anything lol

[james]

Shit show is about to start and I'm going to miss it

[james]

7% down at open

 

Into my meetings I go

[brawndolicious]

1200 points in one day tomorrow

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

looks like today
dax futures are down more than 7% 8% 9% less than an hour before  market open

 

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

But I think it'll happen twice actually. I expect it'll do a big 5% or more swing up tomorrow and then the second 7% within a couple days later.

[Ghoul]

freeeeeefallllll!

[thisismyusername]

[james]

American Airlines puts: 74.48%
Las Vegas Sands puts: +120.85%
Disney puts: +227.32%

The Under Armor puts I bought by mistake because I thought I was buying United Airlines: +283.83%   

Someone explain this to me please


Also Im about to be the proud owner of 100 Carnival Cruise Line stocks 

[BisMarckie]

Explanation:
We are rich bois

[BIONIC]

Explanation:
We are rich bois

Thinking that James will give you your share of the profits   

[james]

Look at this guy on WSB

4 weeks ago:

I quadrupled my account in 1 year only using shares and leverage
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ewbv8q/i_quadrupled_my_account_in_1_year_only_using/

Made $103k

Today:


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ffv4hz/dont_hold_stonks_on_5x_margin_over_the_weekend_an/

 

[james]

I have no idea what to buy today

[thisismyusername]

I have no idea what to buy today

Hand Sanitizer/Purell. Maybe some soap companies.

[brawndolicious]

My AMD put from this morning ($44 exp 3/13) has about 10% return so far. I feel like letting it ride.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/vijayprashad/status/1237100184657694720

[james]

Managing an international fund has made this harder to do

[Nintex]

I have no idea what to buy today

Invest in coffins?

Maybe alcohol.

Or we could get some cheap oil before the Russians flatten Saudi oil fields.

Another example of why the James Fund is the best fund. He values your input and opinion.

[who is ted danson?]

I have no idea what to buy today

short italian tinned tomatoes

long other tinned foods

[james]

The fuck is the market doing

[Propagandhim]

The fuck is the market doing

Likely just a resistant bounce from officially becoming a bear market.  It's kind of arbitrary, especially in the current context where the speed of decline is what's relevant,  but what is conventionally understood as a ' bear market' is a 20% drop from the previous high.  We're right at the cusp: (S&P down 18.9%, DIA down 19.3%, Nasdaq  down 19% from all-time closing high.)

Or not.  Who knows.

[james]

Ive been too busy at work to strade stonks but I took a quick glance at the portfolio today

Disney puts: +341.80%


Get fucked shitty comic book action movie empire

 

[BisMarckie]

How are the Vegas stonks doing?

[james]

How are the Vegas stonks doing?

I think it was up 2 hundred something

Oddly, my United puts have done the worst, only up like 30 percent. But theres still time for Trump to declare flying illegal