i remember when i was a kid there was a dairy themed fun park where you got to go and milk cows and all that shite. when mad cow disease hit they had to destroy all their cattle but for some reason the park stayed open "come to the gift shop and grab a toasted tea cake in the cafe!", so you could take your kids go to look at all the empty paddocks lined with biohazard tape and learn the lovingly whimsical names and backstories of the recently exterminated animals.
