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james

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Nintendbros, we won
« on: February 15, 2024, 11:37:57 AM »
Xbox going 3rd party

Sony going 3rd party

Rest in piss xtards and sonycows

We won.

Nintendo always wins.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2024, 02:18:31 PM »
:miyamoto
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2024, 03:52:30 PM »
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2024, 04:47:09 PM »
 :whoo

Nintendo won the console war
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2024, 06:25:40 AM »
 :rejoice
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2024, 01:17:26 PM »
BLUE OCEAN STRATEGY

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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2024, 02:55:39 PM »
Update:

Switch 2 delayed until 2025

We lost. Its over.
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2024, 03:53:57 PM »
Switch is doing too well, no need for a Switch 2. :success
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2024, 07:28:20 PM »
Gentle reminder that MP4 announced their development restart exactly 5 years ago.
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2024, 06:16:04 AM »
Quote from: james on February 16, 2024, 02:55:39 PM
Update:

Switch 2 delayed until 2025

We lost. Its over.

delayed because they're figuring out how to shove an RTX5090Ti into it.

it will be worth it
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2024, 07:10:23 AM »
my dutch uncle who works at nintendo told me gamecube 2 is coming now that the competition took themselves out  8) 8)
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2024, 02:55:11 AM »


Nintendo surviving this and coming out on top is an inspiration.
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2024, 04:17:53 PM »
That about wraps it up for le micro$$ucc hehe
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2024, 12:23:31 PM »
Playstation firing 900 people no one can compete with Nintendo
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2024, 02:13:50 PM »
Breaking: Nintendo hires 900 former Sony employees; will have 6 new Mario games at launch of Switch 2.
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2024, 02:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Let's Cyber on February 27, 2024, 02:13:50 PM
Breaking: Nintendo hires 900 former Sony employees; will have 6 new Mario games at launch of Switch 2.

Developing story:
-   4 of the 6 Mario games will bring back Gay-Bowser, 2 being planned as GaaS with the Lead Birdo from SMB2, and it’s adventures of discovering what gender it is. 
-   The others will bring back Luigi and Mario adopting a cheeseburger Princess called Princess Perch.  (Use her schlong like a pogo stick, a la Duck Tales).
-   Pokemon will have 14 new multi-gender creatures...  Try and assume them all!


Lol @ "cheeseburger"
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2024, 03:33:01 PM »
900 new employees might be enough to developer a mario party with more than 4 maps AND a pokemon that looks like its from 2015 instead of 2006 can you imagine the possibilities
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2024, 06:19:04 PM »
Sony/Microsoft: "To grow our industry we made the difficult decision to blah blah blah"

Nintendo

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1762568395269017791

They're also coming for these fucks

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1762586809458987082
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2024, 08:51:23 PM »
Quote from: Nintex on February 27, 2024, 06:19:04 PM
Sony/Microsoft: "To grow our industry we made the difficult decision to blah blah blah"

Nintendo

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1762568395269017791

They're also coming for these fucks

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1762586809458987082
:skinner If spoiling a game is a crime, half of YouTube should be involved as well.
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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2024, 03:53:30 AM »
Quote from: james on February 27, 2024, 03:33:01 PM
900 new employees might be enough to developer a mario party with more than 4 maps AND a pokemon that looks like its from 2015 instead of 2006 can you imagine the possibilities
347 new Mario Kart 8 deluxe tracks.

No, we will not be developing Mario Kart 9.

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Re: Nintendbros, we won
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2024, 09:35:19 PM »
Microsoft having a fire sale can't afford to pay developers
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