It's not meant to be funny - it's serious advice.
except (at least for white guys) bears/goatee's are out. You almost never see people under the age of 35 with them anymore.
Where the fuck do you live, man? Gayville? Get the fuck out of here with bullshit advice.
Cheebs is not gay, he is metrosexual. I'll trust his fashion advice.
Cyanista likes tall dudes :'(
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This is for you, Himumu and the other vertically challenged homies.